I'm #1, don't touch me with your filthy cursor

I'm #1, don't touch me with your filthy cursor

The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.

Try and guess my age I'll follow back f you get it right. (I have a baby face though I do get the occasional way overestimate)


In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

(via kittens-jaw)


Okay there’s a lot of muggleborn headcanons out there but what about squib headcanons?

Squibs who discover latent magic ability and use their limited powers to become famous muggle magicians.

Squibs who make up for their lack of magic by studying theoretical magics like divination and ending up as renowned soothsayers.

Squibs who use their knowledge of the the magical world to write a wildly successful book series based on the magic school they always wanted to go to.

(via megomobat)

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

I think even if I knew then what I know now I still would have liked him like I did. Maybe even more. Even knowing what a jerkoff he is and how he was playing with me and how so fucking stupid it is to like someone who treats you the way he treated me fuck it all I am a 16 year old girl these are not things I should be feeling. At least absolutely no one I still talk to could know he was. That is the one great and terrible thing about it, that it happened the one year of my life no one really knows a thing about except for me and him.